Now it’s time for another story
The story of the oppressed class
You all think you know which one it is
But it’s the opposite, aye ding ding

Men, men, witless men
Only few can speak for thee
Men, men, witless men
I am trying my best here

Witless man, poor soul
You ain’t got no word
So get up on that scaffold
Witless man, is it cold?
There is still work to do
All these bricks, up you stack ’em

Men, men, witless men
Only few can speak for thee
Men, men, witless men
I am trying my best here

Witless man, please clean my sink
Full of shite it happens to be
Witless man, go clean my pipes
Because my sink is full of shite

Men, men, witless men
Only few can speak for thee
Men, men, witless men
I am trying my best here

Witless man, go fix my road
Because the holes, they’re just too big
Don’t do it now, do it late at night
Because the traffic must flow free

Men, men, witless men
Only few can speak for thee
Men, men, witless men
I am trying my best here

Witless man, I now command
Get up on that old scaffold
I command you to be careful
Else your fate’s the afterlife

Witless man, heed my advice
And make sure you don’t fall
Oh witless man, cause if you do
Your skull, it’s gonna crack

Man, man, witless man
My sink is full of shite
Man, man, witless man
You ain’t got no respite

Witless man, come over here
Witless man, I need your help
Because a grand new house I’m building
I need you here to toil and sweat

Men, men, witless men
Only few can speak for thee
Men, men, witless men
I am trying my best here

Witless man, my house needs wiring
I hope you’re up to that task
Witless man, make sure you ain’t grounded
Electric shock, you will be dust

Men, men, witless men
Only few can speak for thee
Men, men, witless men
I am trying my best here

Witless man, go drill that oil
You’ll have to be away from home
Witless man, go drill that oil
And bring it all ashore

Witless men, this please heed
Because old age, it won’t be kind
You’ll suffer more then, than during work
It’s all that will be on your mind

Men, men, witless men
Only few can speak for thee
Men, men, witless men
I have tried my best, here

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